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The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tee

The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tee

Listen, the best parents are rad, open-minded, and say fuck a lot. It makes for more colorful family life, and to be honest, way more exciting. My dad said fuck a LOT when I was growing up and look where it got me, I make a living saying it, haha.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due to Covd19 can be anywhere from 5-10 days before shipping. Once the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final. 
  • Unisex Fit (most women prefer to size down)
  • 100% soft cotton
 
This item is © Copyright and owned by Metal Marvels, LLC. Don't be a copycunt, we will come after you. 😁
 
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Width, in 18 20 22.01 24.02 25.99 28
Length, in 28 29.02 30 31.03 32.01 33
Sleeve length, in 8.9 9.18 9.45 9.73 10 10.4
 
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The Best Parents Say Fuck a Lot - Unisex Tee

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Listen, the best parents are rad, open-minded, and say fuck a lot. It makes for more colorful family life, and to be honest, way more exciting. My dad said fuck a LOT when I was growing up and look where it got me, I make a living saying it, haha.

This item is printed on order and may ship separately from the rest of your order. Turnaround time due to Covd19 can be anywhere from 5-10 days before shipping. Once the item begins production with the printer (usually within a few hours), we are unable to cancel the order. All sales final. 
  • Unisex Fit (most women prefer to size down)
  • 100% soft cotton
 
This item is © Copyright and owned by Metal Marvels, LLC. Don't be a copycunt, we will come after you. 😁
 
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18 20 22.01 24.02 25.99 28
Length, in 28 29.02 30 31.03 32.01 33
Sleeve length, in 8.9 9.18 9.45 9.73 10 10.4
 

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